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Luminous Vegans

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A vegan blogger revealing her tasty creative concoctions as well as trying others. Sprinkled in are product reviews, shopping experiences, a pair of adorable greyhounds rescues, photo journalism, and a few cups of insight.

  • Going Rogue on these Crazy, Sexy Crab Cakes
    I was working really hard at home. On a Saturday no less. I was hungry. But that was okay, because I knew what I was going to make for lunch. Vegan crab cakes! I had pinned this recipe for it from Crazy, Sexy Kitchen a few weeks ago and knew from the combination of ingredients, […] (...more)
    13 Aug 2013 at 8:03am       

  • Still Happily Redeeming My Yearly Trips Around the Sun
    Alright, real talk. When I was a teenager, I used to think that I would never make it to my 30’s due to some terrible, random accident. I had no legitimate reason for thinking that. It was just a strange premonition I had that I’m sure wasn’t helped by teenage angsty broodiness and a feeling […] (...more)
    9 Aug 2013 at 8:05am       

  • Smoky Orzo with Brussels Sprouts and Tomatoes
    Lately I’ve been lazy about making grocery lists and end up going to the store empty-handed. Me going to the store without a plan is not good. I need a list or at the very least, meal ideas. Otherwise, I walk around aimlessly in circles thinking—what am I here for? Then I come home with […] (...more)
    6 Aug 2013 at 8:00am       

  • Crispy Ranch Flavored Chickpeas
    I know I was professing my undying love for kale chips just the other day. But I think I’ve found a new love! It’s like in Romeo and Juliet when Romeo moves from Rosaline to Juliet and was all–who’s Rosaline? Kale chips are my Rosaline and roasted chickpeas are my Juliet.  But let’s get one […] (...more)
    2 Aug 2013 at 7:45am       

  • Tales from the Vegan Army
    When we first moved to Atlanta, we lived within walking distance to a very hip, happening place called Little 5 Points. In said hip area, was a small Thai restaurant that we ambled into one day hoping against hope that there might be some vegan offerings. There were! But they came with something extra… NEAL: […] (...more)
    30 Jul 2013 at 8:34am       

  • Going Old School: Portobellos with a Roasted Red Pepper Sauce
    Before Beyond Meat, before Gardeins and even before Boca….there were portobellos. This old-school fungi is straight-from-the-ground “meat” for vegans due to its thick and hearty texture. What makes these portobellos special is the savory roasted red pepper sauce drizzled on top. Served with some lemony smashed red potatoes, this (...more)
    26 Jul 2013 at 8:00am       

  • Happy Birthday Dough Bakery!
    What do you do when you turn one year old? Eat lots of vegan food ’till you have to unbutton your pants and celebrate with a gaggle of nice folks? Sounds like a good plan to me. This past Sunday, Holly from Traveling Pink Lips  threw a plant-based potluck to bring ATL vegans together and celebrate […] (...more)
    23 Jul 2013 at 7:45am       

  • I won’t ever quit you—kale chips
    Kale chips, you and I started off innocently with just some salt and oil. But when the time was right, we took our relationship to the nooch level. Now I have you in all the ways my heart desires…store bought, home-made, dehydrated, baked, with nooch, without nooch—it don’t matter how you dress! You will always […] (...more)
    19 Jul 2013 at 8:30am       

  • Vegan Eats in Olympia Washington
    When we went to Portland, we also drove up to visit Neal’s parents in Washington and made a pit stop in the capital, Olympia. Did you know that Olympia is a pretty vegan friendly city? We didn’t get to explore many of the vegan offerings because we only stayed for two meals worth. Doesn’t everybody […] (...more)
    16 Jul 2013 at 8:30am       

  • This and That Red Curry
    I’ve gotten in the habit of jotting down notes when I’m making food a mess in the kitchen. Neal doesn’t, yet he does about half the cooking in the house. One night he threw together this kick-ass red curry. So I asked him–what’d ya put in it? He just shrugged and said–this and that. This is […] (...more)
    12 Jul 2013 at 8:03am       



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    • If someone really loves you, they will do whatever it takes to keep you. 3 days 17 hrs ago
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    • Wine boosts the immune system. Right? 10 days 7 hrs ago
    • boss--- raises are based on how many students pass your class *transfers all students that are currently passing to another teacher* 12 days 16 hrs ago
    • Today's highlights-- slapped myself to stay awake, cried listening to Jay Z and sat around in my undies. Well played estrogen...well played. 13 days 12 hrs ago
    • In my group therapy, being self absorbed is like basically an ongoing homework assignment. So I'm just doing my homework when I tweet. 13 days 20 hrs ago
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    • My bathroom is super clean these days and I love it. The secret? No penises allowed. I don't hate men. 2 days 16 hrs ago
    • Shit. I ate the whole damn cake. 3 days 8 hrs ago
    • For starters... https://t.co/agTjfANmgS 3 days 16 hrs ago
    • If someone really wants to see you, they will always find a way to. 3 days 17 hrs ago
    • If someone really loves you, they will do whatever it takes to keep you. 3 days 17 hrs ago
    • Engaging kitteh superpowas. https://t.co/lOPDRPf8jM 5 days 20 hrs ago
    • RT @thebrianposehn: Man, guess I dodged a boring bullet. Coldplay, Beyonc'e and Bruno Mars? That's a whole lot of I don't give a shit. 6 days 11 hrs ago
    • Zero fucks given about the superbowl. Zero fucks given if this makes you think I'm a "weirdo". 6 days 20 hrs ago
    • I just texted "nice" and my phone autocorrected to "noice". Noice! 9 days 21 hrs ago
    • Sometimes I think my body's really got my back. Thanks body! 9 days 21 hrs ago
    • Wine boosts the immune system. Right? 10 days 7 hrs ago
    • boss--- raises are based on how many students pass your class *transfers all students that are currently passing to another teacher* 12 days 16 hrs ago
    • Today's highlights-- slapped myself to stay awake, cried listening to Jay Z and sat around in my undies. Well played estrogen...well played. 13 days 12 hrs ago
    • In my group therapy, being self absorbed is like basically an ongoing homework assignment. So I'm just doing my homework when I tweet. 13 days 20 hrs ago
    • ...as if my vagina is just slipping onto dicks like, oh whoops! 13 days 20 hrs ago
    • Was about to get up but then realized I didn't do my morning meditations so I can feel good about life for 5 minutes. 13 days 20 hrs ago
    • Whoa! Had that recurring dream about giant slugs going all Gremlin inside a shopping mall and I used hardware supplies to defeat them. 14 days 22 hrs ago
    • Oh yeah, maybe I do hate men. 9 hrs 1 min ago
    • Chasing sleep. 20 hrs 21 min ago
    • I don't have time for fresh faces. Give me bad, bearded and a little dirty, thank you. 1 days 15 hrs ago
    • How I feel when you send me a work related email of thesis length on a Friday afternoon. https://t.co/xIXf6SB4je 1 days 15 hrs ago
    • My bathroom is super clean these days and I love it. The secret? No penises allowed. I don't hate men. 2 days 16 hrs ago
    • Shit. I ate the whole damn cake. 3 days 8 hrs ago
    • For starters... https://t.co/agTjfANmgS 3 days 16 hrs ago
    • If someone really wants to see you, they will always find a way to. 3 days 17 hrs ago
    • If someone really loves you, they will do whatever it takes to keep you. 3 days 17 hrs ago
    • Engaging kitteh superpowas. https://t.co/lOPDRPf8jM 5 days 20 hrs ago
    • RT @thebrianposehn: Man, guess I dodged a boring bullet. Coldplay, Beyonc'e and Bruno Mars? That's a whole lot of I don't give a shit. 6 days 11 hrs ago
    • Zero fucks given about the superbowl. Zero fucks given if this makes you think I'm a "weirdo". 6 days 20 hrs ago
    • I just texted "nice" and my phone autocorrected to "noice". Noice! 9 days 21 hrs ago
    • Sometimes I think my body's really got my back. Thanks body! 9 days 21 hrs ago
    • Wine boosts the immune system. Right? 10 days 7 hrs ago
    • boss--- raises are based on how many students pass your class *transfers all students that are currently passing to another teacher* 12 days 16 hrs ago
    • Today's highlights-- slapped myself to stay awake, cried listening to Jay Z and sat around in my undies. Well played estrogen...well played. 13 days 12 hrs ago
    • In my group therapy, being self absorbed is like basically an ongoing homework assignment. So I'm just doing my homework when I tweet. 13 days 20 hrs ago
    • ...as if my vagina is just slipping onto dicks like, oh whoops! 13 days 20 hrs ago
    • Was about to get up but then realized I didn't do my morning meditations so I can feel good about life for 5 minutes. 13 days 20 hrs ago
    • Whoa! Had that recurring dream about giant slugs going all Gremlin inside a shopping mall and I used hardware supplies to defeat them. 14 days 22 hrs ago
    • Best thing about Friday nights --- being able to cry myself to sleep into the wee morning hours. J/k, I do that every night. 15 days 6 hrs ago
    • Oh yeah, maybe I do hate men. 9 hrs 1 min ago
    • Chasing sleep. 20 hrs 21 min ago
    • I don't have time for fresh faces. Give me bad, bearded and a little dirty, thank you. 1 days 15 hrs ago
    • How I feel when you send me a work related email of thesis length on a Friday afternoon. https://t.co/xIXf6SB4je 1 days 15 hrs ago
    • My bathroom is super clean these days and I love it. The secret? No penises allowed. I don't hate men. 2 days 16 hrs ago
    • Shit. I ate the whole damn cake. 3 days 8 hrs ago
    • For starters... https://t.co/agTjfANmgS 3 days 16 hrs ago
    • If someone really wants to see you, they will always find a way to. 3 days 17 hrs ago
    • If someone really loves you, they will do whatever it takes to keep you. 3 days 17 hrs ago
    • Engaging kitteh superpowas. https://t.co/lOPDRPf8jM 5 days 20 hrs ago
    • RT @thebrianposehn: Man, guess I dodged a boring bullet. Coldplay, Beyonc'e and Bruno Mars? That's a whole lot of I don't give a shit. 6 days 11 hrs ago
    • Zero fucks given about the superbowl. Zero fucks given if this makes you think I'm a "weirdo". 6 days 20 hrs ago
    • I just texted "nice" and my phone autocorrected to "noice". Noice! 9 days 21 hrs ago
    • Sometimes I think my body's really got my back. Thanks body! 9 days 21 hrs ago
    • Wine boosts the immune system. Right? 10 days 7 hrs ago
    • boss--- raises are based on how many students pass your class *transfers all students that are currently passing to another teacher* 12 days 16 hrs ago
    • Today's highlights-- slapped myself to stay awake, cried listening to Jay Z and sat around in my undies. Well played estrogen...well played. 13 days 12 hrs ago
    • In my group therapy, being self absorbed is like basically an ongoing homework assignment. So I'm just doing my homework when I tweet. 13 days 20 hrs ago
    • ...as if my vagina is just slipping onto dicks like, oh whoops! 13 days 20 hrs ago
    • Was about to get up but then realized I didn't do my morning meditations so I can feel good about life for 5 minutes. 13 days 20 hrs ago
    • Whoa! Had that recurring dream about giant slugs going all Gremlin inside a shopping mall and I used hardware supplies to defeat them. 14 days 22 hrs ago
    • Best thing about Friday nights --- being able to cry myself to sleep into the wee morning hours. J/k, I do that every night. 15 days 6 hrs ago
    • Welp, no more dick ones. But I've decided I'm a crazy person. An actual crazy person. 15 days 7 hrs ago
    • Oh yeah, maybe I do hate men. 9 hrs 1 min ago
    • Chasing sleep. 20 hrs 21 min ago
    • I don't have time for fresh faces. Give me bad, bearded and a little dirty, thank you. 1 days 15 hrs ago
    • How I feel when you send me a work related email of thesis length on a Friday afternoon. https://t.co/xIXf6SB4je 1 days 15 hrs ago
    • My bathroom is super clean these days and I love it. The secret? No penises allowed. I don't hate men. 2 days 16 hrs ago
    • Shit. I ate the whole damn cake. 3 days 8 hrs ago
    • For starters... https://t.co/agTjfANmgS 3 days 16 hrs ago
    • If someone really wants to see you, they will always find a way to. 3 days 17 hrs ago
    • If someone really loves you, they will do whatever it takes to keep you. 3 days 17 hrs ago
    • Engaging kitteh superpowas. https://t.co/lOPDRPf8jM 5 days 20 hrs ago
    • RT @thebrianposehn: Man, guess I dodged a boring bullet. Coldplay, Beyonc'e and Bruno Mars? That's a whole lot of I don't give a shit. 6 days 11 hrs ago
    • Zero fucks given about the superbowl. Zero fucks given if this makes you think I'm a "weirdo". 6 days 20 hrs ago
    • I just texted "nice" and my phone autocorrected to "noice". Noice! 9 days 21 hrs ago
    • Sometimes I think my body's really got my back. Thanks body! 9 days 21 hrs ago
    • Wine boosts the immune system. Right? 10 days 7 hrs ago
    • boss--- raises are based on how many students pass your class *transfers all students that are currently passing to another teacher* 12 days 16 hrs ago
    • Today's highlights-- slapped myself to stay awake, cried listening to Jay Z and sat around in my undies. Well played estrogen...well played. 13 days 12 hrs ago
    • In my group therapy, being self absorbed is like basically an ongoing homework assignment. So I'm just doing my homework when I tweet. 13 days 20 hrs ago
    • ...as if my vagina is just slipping onto dicks like, oh whoops! 13 days 20 hrs ago
    • Was about to get up but then realized I didn't do my morning meditations so I can feel good about life for 5 minutes. 13 days 20 hrs ago
    • Whoa! Had that recurring dream about giant slugs going all Gremlin inside a shopping mall and I used hardware supplies to defeat them. 14 days 22 hrs ago
    • Best thing about Friday nights --- being able to cry myself to sleep into the wee morning hours. J/k, I do that every night. 15 days 6 hrs ago
    • Welp, no more dick ones. But I've decided I'm a crazy person. An actual crazy person. 15 days 7 hrs ago
    • Here's another good one, also about dicks (and gratitude!) --- "I'm glad that I'm not just landing on any old dick though." 15 days 7 hrs ago
    • Oh yeah, maybe I do hate men. 9 hrs 1 min ago
    • Chasing sleep. 20 hrs 21 min ago
    • I don't have time for fresh faces. Give me bad, bearded and a little dirty, thank you. 1 days 15 hrs ago
    • How I feel when you send me a work related email of thesis length on a Friday afternoon. https://t.co/xIXf6SB4je 1 days 15 hrs ago
    • My bathroom is super clean these days and I love it. The secret? No penises allowed. I don't hate men. 2 days 16 hrs ago
    • Shit. I ate the whole damn cake. 3 days 8 hrs ago
    • For starters... https://t.co/agTjfANmgS 3 days 16 hrs ago
    • If someone really wants to see you, they will always find a way to. 3 days 17 hrs ago
    • If someone really loves you, they will do whatever it takes to keep you. 3 days 17 hrs ago
    • Engaging kitteh superpowas. https://t.co/lOPDRPf8jM 5 days 20 hrs ago
    • RT @thebrianposehn: Man, guess I dodged a boring bullet. Coldplay, Beyonc'e and Bruno Mars? That's a whole lot of I don't give a shit. 6 days 11 hrs ago
    • Zero fucks given about the superbowl. Zero fucks given if this makes you think I'm a "weirdo". 6 days 20 hrs ago
    • I just texted "nice" and my phone autocorrected to "noice". Noice! 9 days 21 hrs ago
    • Sometimes I think my body's really got my back. Thanks body! 9 days 21 hrs ago
    • Wine boosts the immune system. Right? 10 days 7 hrs ago
    • boss--- raises are based on how many students pass your class *transfers all students that are currently passing to another teacher* 12 days 16 hrs ago
    • Today's highlights-- slapped myself to stay awake, cried listening to Jay Z and sat around in my undies. Well played estrogen...well played. 13 days 12 hrs ago
    • In my group therapy, being self absorbed is like basically an ongoing homework assignment. So I'm just doing my homework when I tweet. 13 days 20 hrs ago
    • ...as if my vagina is just slipping onto dicks like, oh whoops! 13 days 20 hrs ago
    • Was about to get up but then realized I didn't do my morning meditations so I can feel good about life for 5 minutes. 13 days 20 hrs ago
    • Whoa! Had that recurring dream about giant slugs going all Gremlin inside a shopping mall and I used hardware supplies to defeat them. 14 days 22 hrs ago
    • Best thing about Friday nights --- being able to cry myself to sleep into the wee morning hours. J/k, I do that every night. 15 days 6 hrs ago
    • Welp, no more dick ones. But I've decided I'm a crazy person. An actual crazy person. 15 days 7 hrs ago
    • Here's another good one, also about dicks (and gratitude!) --- "I'm glad that I'm not just landing on any old dick though." 15 days 7 hrs ago
    • Actual excerpt from my journal --- "It's better than actually sticking my vagina on a bunch of random dicks." 15 days 7 hrs ago
    • Oh yeah, maybe I do hate men. 9 hrs 1 min ago
    • Chasing sleep. 20 hrs 21 min ago
    • I don't have time for fresh faces. Give me bad, bearded and a little dirty, thank you. 1 days 15 hrs ago
    • How I feel when you send me a work related email of thesis length on a Friday afternoon. https://t.co/xIXf6SB4je 1 days 15 hrs ago
    • My bathroom is super clean these days and I love it. The secret? No penises allowed. I don't hate men. 2 days 16 hrs ago
    • Shit. I ate the whole damn cake. 3 days 8 hrs ago
    • For starters... https://t.co/agTjfANmgS 3 days 16 hrs ago
    • If someone really wants to see you, they will always find a way to. 3 days 17 hrs ago
    • If someone really loves you, they will do whatever it takes to keep you. 3 days 17 hrs ago
    • Engaging kitteh superpowas. https://t.co/lOPDRPf8jM 5 days 20 hrs ago
    • RT @thebrianposehn: Man, guess I dodged a boring bullet. Coldplay, Beyonc'e and Bruno Mars? That's a whole lot of I don't give a shit. 6 days 11 hrs ago
    • Zero fucks given about the superbowl. Zero fucks given if this makes you think I'm a "weirdo". 6 days 20 hrs ago
    • I just texted "nice" and my phone autocorrected to "noice". Noice! 9 days 21 hrs ago
    • Sometimes I think my body's really got my back. Thanks body! 9 days 21 hrs ago
    • Wine boosts the immune system. Right? 10 days 7 hrs ago
    • boss--- raises are based on how many students pass your class *transfers all students that are currently passing to another teacher* 12 days 16 hrs ago
    • Today's highlights-- slapped myself to stay awake, cried listening to Jay Z and sat around in my undies. Well played estrogen...well played. 13 days 12 hrs ago
    • In my group therapy, being self absorbed is like basically an ongoing homework assignment. So I'm just doing my homework when I tweet. 13 days 20 hrs ago
    • ...as if my vagina is just slipping onto dicks like, oh whoops! 13 days 20 hrs ago
    • Was about to get up but then realized I didn't do my morning meditations so I can feel good about life for 5 minutes. 13 days 20 hrs ago
    • Whoa! Had that recurring dream about giant slugs going all Gremlin inside a shopping mall and I used hardware supplies to defeat them. 14 days 22 hrs ago
    • Best thing about Friday nights --- being able to cry myself to sleep into the wee morning hours. J/k, I do that every night. 15 days 6 hrs ago
    • Welp, no more dick ones. But I've decided I'm a crazy person. An actual crazy person. 15 days 7 hrs ago
    • Here's another good one, also about dicks (and gratitude!) --- "I'm glad that I'm not just landing on any old dick though." 15 days 7 hrs ago
    • Actual excerpt from my journal --- "It's better than actually sticking my vagina on a bunch of random dicks." 15 days 7 hrs ago
    • Are you really tryna mess with me? Better get to steppin'. You. Can't. Handle. Me. *angrily bangs out politely restrained email response* 15 days 19 hrs ago
    • Oh yeah, maybe I do hate men. 9 hrs 1 min ago
    • Chasing sleep. 20 hrs 21 min ago
    • I don't have time for fresh faces. Give me bad, bearded and a little dirty, thank you. 1 days 15 hrs ago
    • How I feel when you send me a work related email of thesis length on a Friday afternoon. https://t.co/xIXf6SB4je 1 days 15 hrs ago
    • My bathroom is super clean these days and I love it. The secret? No penises allowed. I don't hate men. 2 days 16 hrs ago
    • Shit. I ate the whole damn cake. 3 days 8 hrs ago
    • For starters... https://t.co/agTjfANmgS 3 days 16 hrs ago
    • If someone really wants to see you, they will always find a way to. 3 days 17 hrs ago
    • If someone really loves you, they will do whatever it takes to keep you. 3 days 17 hrs ago
    • Engaging kitteh superpowas. https://t.co/lOPDRPf8jM 5 days 20 hrs ago
    • RT @thebrianposehn: Man, guess I dodged a boring bullet. Coldplay, Beyonc'e and Bruno Mars? That's a whole lot of I don't give a shit. 6 days 11 hrs ago
    • Zero fucks given about the superbowl. Zero fucks given if this makes you think I'm a "weirdo". 6 days 20 hrs ago
    • I just texted "nice" and my phone autocorrected to "noice". Noice! 9 days 21 hrs ago
    • Sometimes I think my body's really got my back. Thanks body! 9 days 21 hrs ago
    • Wine boosts the immune system. Right? 10 days 7 hrs ago
    • boss--- raises are based on how many students pass your class *transfers all students that are currently passing to another teacher* 12 days 16 hrs ago
    • Today's highlights-- slapped myself to stay awake, cried listening to Jay Z and sat around in my undies. Well played estrogen...well played. 13 days 12 hrs ago
    • In my group therapy, being self absorbed is like basically an ongoing homework assignment. So I'm just doing my homework when I tweet. 13 days 20 hrs ago
    • ...as if my vagina is just slipping onto dicks like, oh whoops! 13 days 20 hrs ago
    • Was about to get up but then realized I didn't do my morning meditations so I can feel good about life for 5 minutes. 13 days 20 hrs ago
    • Whoa! Had that recurring dream about giant slugs going all Gremlin inside a shopping mall and I used hardware supplies to defeat them. 14 days 22 hrs ago
    • Best thing about Friday nights --- being able to cry myself to sleep into the wee morning hours. J/k, I do that every night. 15 days 6 hrs ago
    • Welp, no more dick ones. But I've decided I'm a crazy person. An actual crazy person. 15 days 7 hrs ago
    • Here's another good one, also about dicks (and gratitude!) --- "I'm glad that I'm not just landing on any old dick though." 15 days 7 hrs ago
    • Actual excerpt from my journal --- "It's better than actually sticking my vagina on a bunch of random dicks." 15 days 7 hrs ago
    • Are you really tryna mess with me? Better get to steppin'. You. Can't. Handle. Me. *angrily bangs out politely restrained email response* 15 days 19 hrs ago
    • Dreamt I went to a salon and my hair ended up like this. But Sia did my hair so I was like -- we good. https://t.co/J8PDxgfuTz 15 days 22 hrs ago
    • Oh yeah, maybe I do hate men. 9 hrs 1 min ago
    • Chasing sleep. 20 hrs 21 min ago
    • I don't have time for fresh faces. Give me bad, bearded and a little dirty, thank you. 1 days 15 hrs ago
    • How I feel when you send me a work related email of thesis length on a Friday afternoon. https://t.co/xIXf6SB4je 1 days 15 hrs ago
    • My bathroom is super clean these days and I love it. The secret? No penises allowed. I don't hate men. 2 days 16 hrs ago
    • Shit. I ate the whole damn cake. 3 days 8 hrs ago
    • For starters... https://t.co/agTjfANmgS 3 days 16 hrs ago
    • If someone really wants to see you, they will always find a way to. 3 days 17 hrs ago
    • If someone really loves you, they will do whatever it takes to keep you. 3 days 17 hrs ago
    • Engaging kitteh superpowas. https://t.co/lOPDRPf8jM 5 days 20 hrs ago
    • RT @thebrianposehn: Man, guess I dodged a boring bullet. Coldplay, Beyonc'e and Bruno Mars? That's a whole lot of I don't give a shit. 6 days 11 hrs ago
    • Zero fucks given about the superbowl. Zero fucks given if this makes you think I'm a "weirdo". 6 days 20 hrs ago
    • I just texted "nice" and my phone autocorrected to "noice". Noice! 9 days 21 hrs ago
    • Sometimes I think my body's really got my back. Thanks body! 9 days 21 hrs ago
    • Wine boosts the immune system. Right? 10 days 7 hrs ago
    • boss--- raises are based on how many students pass your class *transfers all students that are currently passing to another teacher* 12 days 16 hrs ago
    • Today's highlights-- slapped myself to stay awake, cried listening to Jay Z and sat around in my undies. Well played estrogen...well played. 13 days 12 hrs ago
    • In my group therapy, being self absorbed is like basically an ongoing homework assignment. So I'm just doing my homework when I tweet. 13 days 20 hrs ago
    • ...as if my vagina is just slipping onto dicks like, oh whoops! 13 days 20 hrs ago
    • Was about to get up but then realized I didn't do my morning meditations so I can feel good about life for 5 minutes. 13 days 20 hrs ago
    • Whoa! Had that recurring dream about giant slugs going all Gremlin inside a shopping mall and I used hardware supplies to defeat them. 14 days 22 hrs ago
    • Best thing about Friday nights --- being able to cry myself to sleep into the wee morning hours. J/k, I do that every night. 15 days 6 hrs ago
    • Welp, no more dick ones. But I've decided I'm a crazy person. An actual crazy person. 15 days 7 hrs ago
    • Here's another good one, also about dicks (and gratitude!) --- "I'm glad that I'm not just landing on any old dick though." 15 days 7 hrs ago
    • Actual excerpt from my journal --- "It's better than actually sticking my vagina on a bunch of random dicks." 15 days 7 hrs ago
    • Are you really tryna mess with me? Better get to steppin'. You. Can't. Handle. Me. *angrily bangs out politely restrained email response* 15 days 19 hrs ago
    • Dreamt I went to a salon and my hair ended up like this. But Sia did my hair so I was like -- we good. https://t.co/J8PDxgfuTz 15 days 22 hrs ago
    • If you call me at 4am for something that is not my problem, you are dead to me. As in I will murder you. 15 days 22 hrs ago
    • Oh yeah, maybe I do hate men. 9 hrs 1 min ago
    • Chasing sleep. 20 hrs 21 min ago
    • I don't have time for fresh faces. Give me bad, bearded and a little dirty, thank you. 1 days 15 hrs ago
    • How I feel when you send me a work related email of thesis length on a Friday afternoon. https://t.co/xIXf6SB4je 1 days 15 hrs ago
    • My bathroom is super clean these days and I love it. The secret? No penises allowed. I don't hate men. 2 days 16 hrs ago
    • Shit. I ate the whole damn cake. 3 days 8 hrs ago
    • For starters... https://t.co/agTjfANmgS 3 days 16 hrs ago
    • If someone really wants to see you, they will always find a way to. 3 days 17 hrs ago
    • If someone really loves you, they will do whatever it takes to keep you. 3 days 17 hrs ago
    • Engaging kitteh superpowas. https://t.co/lOPDRPf8jM 5 days 20 hrs ago
    • RT @thebrianposehn: Man, guess I dodged a boring bullet. Coldplay, Beyonc'e and Bruno Mars? That's a whole lot of I don't give a shit. 6 days 11 hrs ago
    • Zero fucks given about the superbowl. Zero fucks given if this makes you think I'm a "weirdo". 6 days 20 hrs ago
    • I just texted "nice" and my phone autocorrected to "noice". Noice! 9 days 21 hrs ago
    • Sometimes I think my body's really got my back. Thanks body! 9 days 21 hrs ago
    • Wine boosts the immune system. Right? 10 days 7 hrs ago
    • boss--- raises are based on how many students pass your class *transfers all students that are currently passing to another teacher* 12 days 16 hrs ago
    • Today's highlights-- slapped myself to stay awake, cried listening to Jay Z and sat around in my undies. Well played estrogen...well played. 13 days 12 hrs ago
    • In my group therapy, being self absorbed is like basically an ongoing homework assignment. So I'm just doing my homework when I tweet. 13 days 20 hrs ago
    • ...as if my vagina is just slipping onto dicks like, oh whoops! 13 days 20 hrs ago
    • Was about to get up but then realized I didn't do my morning meditations so I can feel good about life for 5 minutes. 13 days 20 hrs ago
    • Whoa! Had that recurring dream about giant slugs going all Gremlin inside a shopping mall and I used hardware supplies to defeat them. 14 days 22 hrs ago
    • Best thing about Friday nights --- being able to cry myself to sleep into the wee morning hours. J/k, I do that every night. 15 days 6 hrs ago
    • Welp, no more dick ones. But I've decided I'm a crazy person. An actual crazy person. 15 days 7 hrs ago
    • Here's another good one, also about dicks (and gratitude!) --- "I'm glad that I'm not just landing on any old dick though." 15 days 7 hrs ago
    • Actual excerpt from my journal --- "It's better than actually sticking my vagina on a bunch of random dicks." 15 days 7 hrs ago
    • Are you really tryna mess with me? Better get to steppin'. You. Can't. Handle. Me. *angrily bangs out politely restrained email response* 15 days 19 hrs ago
    • Dreamt I went to a salon and my hair ended up like this. But Sia did my hair so I was like -- we good. https://t.co/J8PDxgfuTz 15 days 22 hrs ago
    • If you call me at 4am for something that is not my problem, you are dead to me. As in I will murder you. 15 days 22 hrs ago
    • Yup. https://t.co/Q2WWeNbxPS 16 days 21 hrs ago
    • Oh yeah, maybe I do hate men. 9 hrs 1 min ago
    • Chasing sleep. 20 hrs 21 min ago
    • I don't have time for fresh faces. Give me bad, bearded and a little dirty, thank you. 1 days 15 hrs ago
    • How I feel when you send me a work related email of thesis length on a Friday afternoon. https://t.co/xIXf6SB4je 1 days 15 hrs ago
    • My bathroom is super clean these days and I love it. The secret? No penises allowed. I don't hate men. 2 days 16 hrs ago
    • Shit. I ate the whole damn cake. 3 days 8 hrs ago
    • For starters... https://t.co/agTjfANmgS 3 days 16 hrs ago
    • If someone really wants to see you, they will always find a way to. 3 days 17 hrs ago
    • If someone really loves you, they will do whatever it takes to keep you. 3 days 17 hrs ago
    • Engaging kitteh superpowas. https://t.co/lOPDRPf8jM 5 days 20 hrs ago
    • RT @thebrianposehn: Man, guess I dodged a boring bullet. Coldplay, Beyonc'e and Bruno Mars? That's a whole lot of I don't give a shit. 6 days 11 hrs ago
    • Zero fucks given about the superbowl. Zero fucks given if this makes you think I'm a "weirdo". 6 days 20 hrs ago
    • I just texted "nice" and my phone autocorrected to "noice". Noice! 9 days 21 hrs ago
    • Sometimes I think my body's really got my back. Thanks body! 9 days 21 hrs ago
    • Wine boosts the immune system. Right? 10 days 7 hrs ago
    • boss--- raises are based on how many students pass your class *transfers all students that are currently passing to another teacher* 12 days 16 hrs ago
    • Today's highlights-- slapped myself to stay awake, cried listening to Jay Z and sat around in my undies. Well played estrogen...well played. 13 days 12 hrs ago
    • In my group therapy, being self absorbed is like basically an ongoing homework assignment. So I'm just doing my homework when I tweet. 13 days 20 hrs ago
    • ...as if my vagina is just slipping onto dicks like, oh whoops! 13 days 20 hrs ago
    • Was about to get up but then realized I didn't do my morning meditations so I can feel good about life for 5 minutes. 13 days 20 hrs ago
    • Whoa! Had that recurring dream about giant slugs going all Gremlin inside a shopping mall and I used hardware supplies to defeat them. 14 days 22 hrs ago
    • Best thing about Friday nights --- being able to cry myself to sleep into the wee morning hours. J/k, I do that every night. 15 days 6 hrs ago
    • Welp, no more dick ones. But I've decided I'm a crazy person. An actual crazy person. 15 days 7 hrs ago
    • Here's another good one, also about dicks (and gratitude!) --- "I'm glad that I'm not just landing on any old dick though." 15 days 7 hrs ago
    • Actual excerpt from my journal --- "It's better than actually sticking my vagina on a bunch of random dicks." 15 days 7 hrs ago
    • Are you really tryna mess with me? Better get to steppin'. You. Can't. Handle. Me. *angrily bangs out politely restrained email response* 15 days 19 hrs ago
    • Dreamt I went to a salon and my hair ended up like this. But Sia did my hair so I was like -- we good. https://t.co/J8PDxgfuTz 15 days 22 hrs ago
    • If you call me at 4am for something that is not my problem, you are dead to me. As in I will murder you. 15 days 22 hrs ago
    • Yup. https://t.co/Q2WWeNbxPS 16 days 21 hrs ago
    • A friend complained about her husband and I had to pretend being single and doing whatever the fuck I want whenever I want really sucks. 17 days 12 hrs ago

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